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Hey guys, was sitting here bored at work on lunch thinking of all the crazy shit that's happened in my life. Thought I would share some conventional wisdom with the rest of the board. Feel free to drop your own life lessons
Never say the word cunt around a lady, unless you're 100% sure she's comfortable with it. And if you do say it, prepare to cover your balls and/or face.
Never try to outrun cops, even if they're local, in a V6 Convertible Mustang
Never try and drink more than a half a fifth of Bacardi 151
Purple Nurples, titty twisters, what have you might seem more fun to try on a girl. They aren't.
The best way to deal with a drunken idiot at a bar is to ignore him
Never trust an acquaintance who promises they make 'really good' fake IDs
Never trust advice on how to date, or pick up women from people who say 'Just be yourself, and talk to her'. Unless you're already friends with her.
The advice about going blind if you sit too close to the TV might be true with the new 1080p LED TVs.
Never say the word cunt around a lady, unless you're 100% sure she's comfortable with it. And if you do say it, prepare to cover your balls and/or face.
Never try to outrun cops, even if they're local, in a V6 Convertible Mustang
Never try and drink more than a half a fifth of Bacardi 151
Purple Nurples, titty twisters, what have you might seem more fun to try on a girl. They aren't.
The best way to deal with a drunken idiot at a bar is to ignore him
Never trust an acquaintance who promises they make 'really good' fake IDs
Never trust advice on how to date, or pick up women from people who say 'Just be yourself, and talk to her'. Unless you're already friends with her.
The advice about going blind if you sit too close to the TV might be true with the new 1080p LED TVs.
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