Yesterday, after Lost, I got Final Crisis from my Comic Store. I preceded to drive home, sit down in my comfy chair and read it. After about page 2 I started to feel the rumbling, but nothing too big. But it was around the time Superman found the fire of the new Gods and had Worm face glaring down at him I started to really feel it, and when I finally saw Bruce etching a Bat Symbol into Kamandhi's Cave, it came. My Fucking brain Exploded from trying to understand what the fuck was going on. What the fuck happened to the Monitors, why did the Multiversal Monitor reappear in "his" bed, why did he need all the supermen but only Earth Zero's GL's, and wasn't it New Earth Earth 1? It was an episode of Lost, I have 1 answer and 16 new questions, except in Lost I know what the Fuck is going on. Now earlier I have defended Morrison, he's great, I loved his JLA run, and Arkham Asylum will go down as the best horror comic, but we didn't get either of those writers, we didn't even get Doom Patrol Morrison. After having to reconstruct my brain I then went over to my shelf of comics and got the other 6 Issues. I read them all back to back and then read 7 again, and yet still, my head exploded, and this time it was worse because now I saw more things connecting to nothing, and I then saw the light: ALL THEY DID WAS KILL BATMAN!!! Everyone is aware of the Multi-verse, and if I got this right Aquaman is back. That all this book did. I SPENT $30 FUCKING DOLLARS ON THIS SHIT FOR EARTH ENDURING AND DEUS EX MACHINA!!! EVIL DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING WIN!!!! Dark Seid died a General Vers Death(The Imperial General on Hoth that was supposed to be killed but they cut the scene for time and caused him to die off camera) and Turpin fucking died too. FOR NO REASON! I think I saw Barry Allen do something, but I couldn't fucking tell, and then there was the whole Black Racer is Death, which makes me think? I thought Death was that Goth Chick in the Endless? Or is that now a Vertigo Thing? Now I think it's time to talk about Manhke. What pisses me off is not that he took over, or even his art style, I like his style, it was great in the book, but what pisses me off is that JG Jones is such a big pussy that he can't finish what he started, for this he's with Busiek.(The Douche who killed Orin and replaced him with a Teenage Douche who can't do shit.) Then there's the jumping around, this felt like it should have taken 15 issues but Morrison didn't feel like it so he smashed them into one and hoped people would understand. Years from now people will look back at this and think that this was the beginning of the end of the Third Age of Great DC Books. You know I used to think that Final Crisis was great and that Secret Invasion was the book that sucked, I was wrong. Now if you excuse me, I have to buy Dark Avengers before they run out.